If you could travel back in time, what advice would you give to your younger self?
1. YOU ARE NOT FAT.
2. Dude, you don't have to let that boy/man fuck you. Or? Fuck with you.
3. Go out more. Make better friends. Being alone is not the end of the world.
4. Despite what your parents say, you should go to college.
5. That one boy? Your last really excellent bf? The one that was truly in love with you? yeah, him. You should hold onto him. He only gets better with time.
6. You're not the only one that writes fanfic. Just because there is no internet yet ... you are not weird or strange or odd.
7. Go ahead and have babies with that guy. Yes, he turns out to be an asshole, but you wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to have these three wonderful, incredible, amazing children. Just, you know, don't marry him.
8. Tell that AF recruiter that he's a douche. And you would make an excellent air traffic controller.
9. Take more chances.
10. DO NOT SETTLE.
11. Go to Hollyweird and find David Boreanaz. He's walking his dog ... right. now.
12. Life will only become more awesome. Just you wait.