practiclly a virgin submissive
im hoping some girl as lonely as i am can help im 5'5" 145 lbs. smile alot i am very shy and thats my downfall when it comes to girls im inexperienced but eager to learn and try everything if interested please write back my porns are gettin real real fast please be about the same hiehgt and weight and mostly sane too and a relationship would be great to 81d66d95d47d49
His porns are gettin real real fast? What the hell is THAT?
IN NEED OF A GOOD WOMAN, NO GAMES OR DRAMA - 32
IM THE MOST DOWN TO EARTH,REASONABLE,HONEST,AND NICEST GUY, YOU WILL EVER MEET. LOOKING FOR A LADY TO ENJOY LAUGHS AND GOOD CONVERSATION WITH. IM NOT A SCUMBAG, I HAVE GOOD MORALS, MY OWN JOB,AND MY OWN STUFF. IM JUST TIRED OF GETTTING SCREWED OVER FOR BEING TO NICE. PLEASE DONT RESPOND IF YOUR NOT INTO KIDS.
Capslock of lust maybe? WTF? and what is 'into kids'? Jesus. Get a vocabulary, dude. And that was from some guy in *my* city.
I give up.... Please Help Me!
OK, I give up. That's it.... I'm done. I have put together several postings and have had few nibbles. Even when I indicate specifics of what I am looking for I get the wrong replies. I can't believe the number of women who consider themselves good looking - - and aren't. I'm no Fabio - but looking at the competition from the other guys posting here - I begin to look it. Not to mention most of them are trashy.
Ok here it is: good looking, tall, divorced white male - well educated, professional, witty and fun to be with seeks a BEAUTIFUL, well put together (you do not have to be thin as a rail - but please do not be hefty - I love all women - but I am looking for someone who is not terribly overweight), intelligent and witty woman.
Please send a pic - I will send one to you in response. If it won't fit on CL write me and I will send you an alternate e-mail. This is my last shot before I join the monestary - so please help me!
I think he should just go ahead and join a monestary. *rolls eyes*
Oh, and my personal favorite ~
1 Fred Astair. Fred Flintstone. Fred Kruger. Pick 1
2 Barney Ruble. Barney Fife. Barney the purple dinosaur Pick 1
3 Something goes in hard & comes out slimey & soft. What is it?
4 Govoner Arnold has a long one, Micheal J Fox has a short one, Maddonna doesnt have one, the Pope has one but seldom gets to use it... What is it?
5 Rap. Classic Rock. R&B. old country. Big band. Pick one
Have mercy. Seriously. Why are these men having such a hard time finding twu luv? I just don't understand.
Perhaps we should all pick one and just slam him with emails. From real women. Heh. No, it would scare the bejesus out of him. *pets silly!men*
okay, now! Off to bed for me. Gotta be in by 1 a.m. to start baking for all your bakery!holiday!needs. *facepalm*