Snow (sweptawaybayou) wrote,
Snow
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I'm sorry, really. I just can't resist sharing.

actual headers/ads. trust me. I am not smart enough to make this shit up.

cowboy

IAM LOOKING FOR A LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP WITH A ATTRAICTVE LADY 45- 55 HW PUPORSNET TOOSLIM KIND HEARTED MUST LIKE DOGS CATS MOVIES CONCERTS DANCEING WITH OR WITH OUT KIDS I DONT DO THE PLAZA OR SANDLES IAM NEAT CLEAN NOT BAD TOO LOOK AT 6/4 220LBS GREAY BROWN HAIR MUSTHE WEAR BOOTS JEANS DRIVE A PICKUP CAN DRESS FOR THEOCAKSEN FREINDS FRIST MUST HAVE A SENCE OF HUMER AND DONT NEED A MAN BUT WANTS ONE THANKS LADYS FOR LOOKING

Dude. Where do I get a sence of humer? Suddenly I really, really want one.

*(read the entire ad please)Seeking YOU - 30something - 47

I am composing this for a certain woman.
After you read this post hopefully you will know if this is YOU or not.
She is somewhere in her late-thirties.
This woman is HWP, with long sexy legs and a smile that would brighten any room. She has that special demeanor of knowing when to take the control and at the same time she is not afraid to show her passion. She accentuates her shapely curves with well thought-out clothing, shoes (mostly heels) and jewelry, but some times she loves to get comfortable in her old jeans and tee’s on the weekends.
She always smells so good and loves to wear just a touch of perfume so that her lover needs to get very close to smell it.
She enjoys the finer things like good wine, food and beautiful things make her happy. She loves her music and has an appreciation for art. Her giving nature makes the people around her describe her as caring and loving.
She is smart and knows just when an how to use her intelligence to hold her end of a lively conversation. She has a quick wit and loves to tease and be teased back keeping it light and humorous. She loves leaving sexy and provocative love notes for her lover through emails and text and all the things she describes her heart and body is aching to do to and receive from that special someone she thinks about constantly.
She blushes and smiles when her lover whispers and talks dirty in her ear sending a thrill through her body. She doesn’t mind that her lover isn’t perfect because she sees beyond that. She wants a relationship that is emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual.
She also needs her lover to be stable and secure, because she is both, and wants to start things on an equal footing. She loves the spontaneity of her lover and the adventures that they plan and go on together.
She is certain of her sexuality, though she may not be experienced, and loves being with a man. She seeks passion, contentment and a true friendship.
If you are this certain woman, please respond as I have been looking for you for a while, actually all my life. My heart has been broken a couple of times and is well worn, but luckily I believe in my passion and the love for life still burns bright inside me.
If you would honor me with a description of you and a message of who you really are and what you seek, that would be great.

Okay ... the woman you're looking for must be 1)HWP, must have 2)long, sexy legs, 3)a smile that would brighten any room. While you, my fine male admaker are ~ 1)broken hearted, 2)well~worn, 3)She doesn’t mind that her lover isn’t perfect because she sees beyond that. obviously not perfect.

Where do I sign up?


Do YOu Hide ..The Person You Really Are....Deep Inside? - 40

I know I do
I have this vanilla existence,.. married, nice person, great personaity..
but what i really want is
to be with a slut and
do all these naughty dirty things i have saved up inside
if you also have this inside you
and need to let it out
then lets do it together:)
me..40(look much younger) fit, and condsidered attractive

only people who really want to meet should reply

*rolls eyes* Man meet Whore. Whore meet Man. Isn't this legal somewhere? Oh! yes. Nevada. Go, Man!whore. Go!

lookin for somthin casual - 18

hey i am fun person and love doing active things and i like to try new things, i am going into the marine corps and i just want a girl who is ok with me being me. so email me if you are interested.
josh

So what time do you get out of school, Josh? Ride the bus or walk? Do I need to call your mother first? Some children should not be allowed computer access. Just sayin'

Are you a good kisser? - 34

I am not to worried about age. I would not care for a supermodel, nor a large box of popcorn with extra oil kind of girl. I have very simple means, and am a simple guy, but not a simpleton. I love all types of music, yea even that song..ohoh what is that song? Anyway. I am over 6' tall and could loose a few pounds, but not a couch jockey. I work all kinds of strange hours, and really looking for a girl who wants what she wants NOW! If your I can hang with a little small talk but really just want to see if you a good kisser.

No strings, psychos, or smelly girls. D.D.F. a must.

Would love to kiss you , more than once, ALL OVER!

your (RECENT) pic, gets mine. BIG KISS TO YOU.

Does anyone else get the idea this guy likes to kiss? A lot? Big, sloppy kisses? Big, sloppy, wet, all over your face, chin, neck kisses? Like the kind your very first bf/gf gave you, back waaaaaaaay before they actually learned how to kiss? Oh, and don't be smelly. *sheesh*

So You Think I'm Not You're Type? What If??? - 39

Hi,

I'm an attractive single 39 year old professional white male looking for an attractive single white female. (Yes I'm employed, I own my own home, have numerous nice vehicles that are all paid for, and do not smoke or do drugs)I enjoy a wide variety of things from golfing & boating to going to the theater or just cooking dinner at home with a glass of wine and watching a movie. Walking outside or taking a spontaneous weekend trip to just get away (oh and by the way, I may call at 2:00 on Friday and just say let's go!!!) so flexibility is a must. I have a beautiful 8 year old son with whom my loyalty is, so if your the jealous type over an 8 year old, please DO NOT RESPOND. I assure you, I have enough love to spread out between the two of you. Just understand, that there will be times where I can and will compromise for you, and times where he will come first. Is that so hard? I've been involved with ladies in the past, whom think that they should ALWAYS 100% of the time come before my son.... NOT!! Those of you whom have children will understand this (I hope anyway). A little about me... I'm 6'4" blond hair blue eyes 240lbs with a mustache. Considered to be by my friends attractive and very successful and have a WICKED personality!!! So, here we go again, if you don't have an awesome personality, please DO NOT respond!!! I'm blessed to have both of my parents still alive and be able to spend time with and have one sister, although were a small family, we're very close as a family should be. So, what am I looking for you ask????? Well, here you go... An outgoing, attractive, fun to be around lady. Someone whom has been through there "Partying stage" but yet still enjoys going out and having fun, but just with the man of her dreams. They would need to have the ability to fit into any situation from and upscale environment like the Capital Grille (yes, this means knowing which silverware to use.), down to a diner and be comfortable. She would need to love children and understand what being a parents is really about.
I believe if your compatible, its not really that hard. So yes.... compatibility is a BIGGIE!!! Please include a photo with your response and I'll forward you mine!!! Oh, and bye the way, I'm the type that will pick up the phone and call you 3-4 times a day just to check in on you and see how your day is going!!! I AM looking for a SERIOUS relationship, no "flings" or "one night stands". THANKS!!!

um ... can we say 'psycho~stalker'? Why yes. we can.

*face.palm.*

No wonder I prefer teh!imaginary!men. I can't even imagine starting to clean up after these men.
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