Don't you ever want to say to someone ...
Please. Stop. Writing. Angel and Spike. Liam and Will. Spike and Liam. Will and Angel. Angelus and ANYONE!!!!!!
Use ANYONE ELSE'S NAME. USE MINE. Use my neighbor's. Use your brother's. USE ANYONE'S BUT THEIRS. Use my ex-husband's name. Really. I'll give you his social security number. Just please. please. STOP.
Stop pretending that you give a shit about the BtVs/Ats fandom. Stop pretending that you know the characters. That you have ever, really watched a single episode.
We have so very, very, very little left.
Just please. Please.