Snow (sweptawaybayou) wrote,
Snow
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Weird. But Funny!

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young ADULT TOY STORE OWNER named ANGEL. He was SOFTLY HITTING in the GOLD forest when he met PURPLE SPIKE, a run-away EROTIC NOVEL WRITER from the WET Queen CORDELIA.

ANGEL could see that PURPLE SPIKE was hungry so he reached into his CUP and give him his BLUE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE. PURPLE SPIKE was thankful for ANGEL's CHOCOLATE MOUSSE, so he told ANGEL a very HOT story about Queen CORDELIA's daughter FRED. How her mother, the WET Queen CORDELIA, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic HORSE, because FRED was so PRETTY.

ANGEL KICKED. He vowed to PURPLE SPIKE the EROTIC NOVEL WRITER that he would save the PRETTY FRED. He would KISS the HORSE, and take FRED far away from her eveil mother, the WET Queen CORDELIA, and FIGHT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a COLD RAIN and PURPLE SPIKE the EROTIC NOVEL WRITER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. WET Queen CORDELIA JUMPED out from behind a CAN and struck ANGEL dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a WHEEE!!!.

THE END.

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